tulsi bai

Born 1961.
Ran away to join a brothel at 13.
Phi Beta Kappa from Cambridge.
Professional mud wrestler,armpit shaver & scarab collector.
Owns an island, a fjord, an archipelago;
sushi bar,massage parlour and retro toddy bar.
Booker longlisted – 2002.
Has slept with Hugh Hefner,Werner Heisenberg and Osho Rajneesh-
at the same time.
Takes weekly classes at Shantiniketan.
Also takes uncut morphine – “only on weekends”.
And gives India’s most famous shaved head.
Qualified scatologist, rhabdophilist, ventriloquist.
Owns Asia’s largest collection of Pepsi crown caps, Pissarro paintings,
and AP- 09 registration plates.
Practising scientologist, nymphomaniac.

Photo:


Toddy shop: Wooden benches, thatched walls.
Lurid posters of Dharmender on the walls.
Tulsi dressed in checked blue lungi,grimy white shirt.
frayed collar, top button open.
Serving a boiled egg & some pickle on a plate.

Hates condoms, gays….
condoms more than gays.
Mother at 15.

Tulsi Bai.

Hates tampons;
loves men.
Thinks life’s a drag,
but she might as well have a last puff.